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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1:
But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki? Man 1: but I'm not! Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI! Man 1: honestly? Man 2: THOR OR LOKI! Man 1: probably Iron Man. Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK? Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man.... Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed? Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me. Man 2: oh yeah.. Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my- Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN. *awkward silence* Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay! |
My name is Eimear and I'm seventeen and from Ireland. I love photography and wish I was actually good at it. I believe that people should let music inspire their lives. Forgive me I'm trying to find my calling, I'm calling at night. If you love something why should any one else in the world have more of a right to than you. No point in waiting for your dream catcher to work...... Go out and chase your dreams yourself :P home ask me submit archive themes |
